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Lame Demotivational Poster

YOU COULD BE IN SLAYER - and your teenage daughter will still think you're lame

TAGS: slayer lame
Rating: 4.68/5

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MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 4:57 pm
Very true.
TheSanityInspector - May 2, 2013, 10:07 pm
RIP to Jeff Hannemann.
IceAngler - February 7, 2013, 1:04 pm
RAINING DEATH... one sec guys, my kids teacher is calling.
RONHUSTLEMAN - October 4, 2012, 9:22 am
So very True!!!! LOL
Reality Lord - September 30, 2012, 6:09 pm

hmmm....looks vaguely familiar
maoworks2 - September 30, 2012, 3:53 pm
Krissie - September 30, 2012, 2:55 am
mao--one of THE best metal bands. EVER.
TheSanityInspector - September 29, 2012, 2:07 pm
This is the funniest Motifake I've seen all month. Well done, sir...well done!
maoworks2 - September 26, 2012, 8:30 pm
Who Is This ?

TOC - Sometimes a girl just wants to be alone to have fun...Nobody deserves to be in HELL all the time.


TAGS: some trust applies flame thrower
Rating: 4.89/5

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Greeny - April 24, 2014, 5:09 pm
A truly gruesome duty it would be - aside from the smoke breaks
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:04 pm
I'm not a Nazi but I have respect for the brave German soldiers. They fought the who world underequipped, undersupplied, and undertrained. The only winners in war are the devil and death.
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 12:20 pm
AAAHHHRRRRRIGHT, you shitbird pukes. Burn One!
champ99 - August 12, 2011, 10:29 am
Light 'em if ya got'm
gas - August 12, 2011, 9:50 am
what a good photo!

TO ERR IS HUMAN - To blame it on someone else shows management potential

TAGS: err human blame management potential
Rating: 4.74/5

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Reality Lord - January 12, 2012, 5:33 pm

n1 dubog
Zetmonk - January 12, 2012, 8:45 am
Hah, nice! Very clever mister!

STEVEN SEAGAL - When acting gets a name.

TAGS: actor steven seagal lame aikido expressions emotions
Rating: 3.54/5

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Hawamleh - June 29, 2010, 9:49 pm
GreaT Motifake !


TAGS: blame
Rating: 4.69/5

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TAGS: courage lie place blame teeth
Rating: 4.79/5

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rerun - July 24, 2013, 7:46 pm

@nichols.....please keep political comments on politifake. Thanks
nicholsjoshua15 - July 24, 2013, 7:37 pm
The Obama Administration in a nutshell.
mariand - February 4, 2012, 7:25 pm
nice one!

DéJà VU? -

GHOST CHILI, THE RETURN - I now see why the Indian Army wants to weaponize this... It's a RING-STINGER

1 / 0 - kill 'm all, let the Deity of your personal Belief sort them out

CHODE - This guy is one. BRO!

TAGS: bro tatt lame dumb chode hahahahahahhahahahahaha
Rating: 1.53/5

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MO - October 9, 2009, 3:05 pm
Wow HA! just amazing. You really pulled out all the stops on this ONE bro.
MM - August 8, 2008, 9:01 pm

PLACE BLAME - Because without the people we hate in the world We would have to face the realisation That all of our problems, are actually caused by ourselves

TAGS: love hate blame people us
Rating: 4.58/5

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Reality Lord - July 19, 2011, 5:18 pm

v...i woould have fav'd THAT poster.
caveman - July 19, 2011, 9:33 am
V, you overestimate me
Verdeckt - July 19, 2011, 9:15 am
I likes.. Before I read the text I thought it may be a poster for Sadomasochist masturbators with Bipolar
Reality Lord - July 18, 2011, 1:47 pm



TAGS: lol roflmao fat chubby moped scooter traffic manga lol anime piece of shit turd chicks love it oh god no ur reading my tags you lame ass bitch 4chan 4ever
Rating: 1.63/5

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SD-619-II - October 22, 2009, 2:18 pm
They see me rollin'...


TAGS: leadership blame success
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - October 17, 2012, 10:21 pm
Thank You. I wish our USA politicians would follow that advice. So sick of them and this election stuff...
Sho - October 17, 2012, 12:00 pm

SOMETIMES AT WORK - I feel like Robinson Crusoë did. I'm insanely bored and just waiting for Friday. Meh, more like ALWAYS.


TAGS: twilight misery suffering blame chhezburger
Rating: 4.89/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 7:24 pm
Still better than the Dinosaur Erotica that's being written nowadays.
djrcreative - January 22, 2012, 1:24 am
@gas Nah. I watched the 1st (Horrible. "Let's run up trees!") & the 2nd, which was better. Never saw the rest, fortunately. Ex went with girlfriends, but made me watch the DVDs. Hence my ex. ;)
djrcreative - January 22, 2012, 1:20 am
@DR Well, I'm not a father, but assuming I had a daughter... Unless you're being sarcastic. *shrug*
Houseplant - January 21, 2012, 10:39 am
I'd need a "fifth" just to set through only one of them..5L
DRhatman - January 19, 2012, 11:42 pm
your a great parent
gas - January 19, 2012, 9:50 am
I pity you lol

JOKES - Sometimes are taken over the limit

TAGS: jokes fire flame harm funny asshole
Rating: 2.47/5

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Derek - November 26, 2009, 4:26 pm
Ouch! Psychopath!

ROCK ON - Phht in Flames

HOT AIR BALLOONS - Boring 99.99% of the time

TAGS: hot air balloon balloons fire boring pancakes crash flame
Rating: 2.82/5

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Atomic_Flame - April 2, 2009, 1:20 am
Sadisticly funny (if there's such a word).
Sean - November 3, 2008, 11:02 pm
This is hilarious. So sit back and enjoy wave after wave of under-appreciation as each rolls in from way offshore. But I'm not bitter. Thanks for the laugh. Bye.


TAGS: late lament moody blues
Rating: 4.47/5

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spacedog - July 4, 2012, 9:47 am
I was just referring to when he 5ubmitted this fine poster.
maoworks2 - July 4, 2012, 8:50 am
Look Out Below !
Greeny - July 4, 2012, 12:29 am
Taaaaaaaaaagity taaaaaaaaaaaged 5anyway
spacedog - July 3, 2012, 7:40 pm
Tuuuuuuuuuuue5day aaaaaaaaafternoooooooon.


syria....SOLVED -

TAGS: syria navy ssbn obamaislame
Rating: 3.67/5

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Ron2 - September 9, 2013, 3:16 pm
It would solve the Syrian problem, on both sides but would not solve the middle east problem nor the problem in China, N. Korea, so on and so forth. Might even solve the US problem when the rest of the worlds nations destroyed us.
Capt. Morgan - September 7, 2013, 12:09 pm
Those missiles are expensive and that's a lot of money to spend just to bail out an untutored amateur president. Just have to accept the fact it's another round to Vladimir Putin.
falloutghoul - September 7, 2013, 9:09 am
I don't think we're actually "going to war."
CloudchaserS - September 6, 2013, 11:45 pm
Thursday night in Nashville, Dave Mustane said "We don't want to go to war in Syria" and the audience seemed to agree.

PRODUCEMAN117 - "Hey Babe, come on over to my place tonight. I'll show you my collection of Motifakes and then you can peel my banana!"

TAGS: i blame u for the return of 90210 and melrose dammit
Rating: 3.64/5

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LogicDude - December 18, 2009, 8:38 am
Did you see the subliminal signs trolling for 5 Lions? YES! Did they work? No...not even with Veggie in a personalized apron! Glad you liked it!
Produceman117 - December 17, 2009, 4:24 pm
HaHa!!! Yes! Thanks LD!!!
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 7:05 pm
LMAO! I'll pass... too many croutons.
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 7:04 pm
HA! Sorry dude, I'd say you can have my salad, but that's not my thing.
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 6:48 pm
Space likes 'em wilted... LOL
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 6:48 pm
HA! I'd hate to see this guy after a week in the crisper drawer of the fridge. Nice one LD.
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 6:35 pm
Only 5, produce?


TAGS: june calendar lame grammar
Rating: 4.78/5

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Airman - June 30, 2011, 2:45 pm
actually, it's quite clever and very well done
Leftcoastlawyer - June 30, 2011, 2:36 pm
Umm, that's kind of the point...
Wraith11B - June 30, 2011, 9:08 am
Obviously, the only lame grammar here is yours, as "Your" is the appropriate way to show ownership, and "You're" is just a contraction of "You are".


TAGS: flame yourself
Rating: 3.92/5

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agdaniele - March 26, 2010, 10:16 pm
5 I-don't-remember-eating-baby-carrots
Faceplant31 - March 26, 2010, 10:14 pm
Love it! 5L
Produceman117 - March 26, 2010, 8:23 pm
Excellence. 5L.
GreyScorpion - March 26, 2010, 8:21 pm
nuthin' but the dog in you..bow wow yo, yippee yo yippeee ya!! 5L
CANADA - March 26, 2010, 7:52 pm

FLAMETHROWER - Always efficient

TAGS: fifth element flamethrower always efficient jean baptiste emanuel zorg
Rating: 2.35/5

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Johnny - October 25, 2008, 6:30 pm
LoL... ya, if they used a real one they would burn down that set in a heart beat.
michael - October 25, 2008, 7:03 am
thats not a real flamethrower....it runs on propane, not kerosene....kool picture anyway


TAGS: bird poop blame
Rating: 4.22/5

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SteveFurlong - August 3, 2012, 7:49 pm
Blaming atheists? That's hardly fair. God is the one who watches every sparrow crap, or however that expression goes.


CATS V DOGS - World's oldest flamewar.... just went cyber!


TAGS: offensive poster blame claire cubby
Rating: 4.96/5

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barrybadranath - October 11, 2010, 8:18 am
It's alright, but it could use more cowbell.
eldiabloloco - October 8, 2010, 1:09 pm
the bell and cow are very lucky what a nice cleavage
hangmanheadphones - October 8, 2010, 3:28 am
I feel a bit parched as well.
Cubbybear - October 7, 2010, 10:32 pm
I knew you'd like it
Claire - October 7, 2010, 10:03 pm
jameswnash - October 7, 2010, 9:20 pm
This is one of those acceptions where it is ok to play with your food

3D FILMS - Making decent story lines a thing of the past.

TAGS: 3d fad is lame
Rating: 4.79/5

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twill1962 - January 19, 2013, 8:56 am
Edward Scissorhands, Peter Venckman, Robocop, TMNT, Snake Pliskin, Ash (Evil Dead), Silent Bob, Willy Wonka, Boba Fett, Iron Giant, Robert Dinero (Taxi Driver), Sloth (Goonies), Pee Wee Herman, Big Lewbowski, Black Knight (Monty Python).
Rhinosaurus - July 16, 2010, 11:00 am
@Whatukno - I'm positive. 'Hump Lightning' has two large bulging eyes instead of an eye-slit, and the top of his dome isn't studded. Also the poster was about films, not TV shows.
Kung-Fu Devil - July 16, 2010, 7:03 am
THE BLACK KNIGHT!! Why the hell didn't I get that one? I am ashamed of myself.
whatukno - July 16, 2010, 7:02 am
@Rhinosaurus, Are you sure the guy on the bottom right isn't the humping robot from robot chicken?
mikecoffee23 - July 16, 2010, 6:03 am
Nice..I feel the same way, the better the tech, the weaker the plot
Rhinosaurus - July 15, 2010, 11:43 pm
bottom row, L to R - Pee Wee Herman (?), not enough detail on the middle, and The Black Knight from 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail'
Rhinosaurus - July 15, 2010, 11:42 pm
On right of Kurt Russell is Ash from Evil Dead, on his right is a ninja turtle. Row 2nd from bottom, L to R - the Iron Giant, Robert De Niro (Travis Bickle, Taxi Driver), Sloth from 'The Goonies'
Kung-Fu Devil - July 15, 2010, 10:58 pm
I'd hate to go see a film with Willy Wonka. I don't know who they all are. I'm lost with the guy on the right of Kurt Russell, and everyone on the bottom 2 rows, with the exception of the thing from the Goonies. Help?
Cubbybear - July 15, 2010, 10:28 pm
What an interesting group...5poodles. To this day, the best 3D film I ever saw was Andy Warhol's Frankenstien. Funny 3D fun


TAGS: calendar lame hiring
Rating: 4.77/5

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Bovee - June 30, 2011, 8:19 pm
gotta say after reading that now I wanna try it. at like a mcdonalds or something.

FLAMETHROWERS - Bullets have a name on them. Grenades are to whom they concern. Flamethrowers are for Eavesdroppers.

TAGS: flamethrowers
Rating: 4.04/5

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RatFink - June 19, 2010, 7:14 am
True, So True

FARTING NEAR AN OPEN FLAME - Just because you are a cute girl, doesn't mean your gas can't be dangerous.

I WANT ONE - So I can, um, clear my driveway.

TAGS: flame gun ad humor
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Chris - April 3, 2009, 2:29 pm
LOL @ "So easy, even your wife can use it!"
RnR - September 25, 2008, 1:05 pm
and the neighnours cat,.. and his dog,.. and his pesky children...

BURNOUT KING - Smoke it up

COPYRIGHT. - You are now owned by Walmart.

TAGS: walmart tattoo lame funny copyright
Rating: 2.55/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 1:54 pm
He probably asked for a babe on a Harley, and then perhaps he somehow pissed off the tattoo artist, LOL. Think about it: A Wal*Mart b*tch tat on a guy? That’s the burn that keeps on burning XD
Thornne - September 26, 2011, 5:10 pm
Nice! Lol
Thornne - September 26, 2011, 5:10 pm
Because he asked really, really nice. Lol
Feasibly - September 26, 2011, 4:38 pm
You're a lifesaver, Thornne. I always thought Walmart was spelled with a "k" on the end...
Sean - September 26, 2011, 4:14 pm
But why Thornne, WHY????
Thornne - September 26, 2011, 12:04 pm
My name is Thornne and I did this tattoo in Columbia/Lexington SC. I am now at Freedom Tattoo in Floence SC 843.662.4009
jameswnash - August 9, 2010, 2:15 am
Scary food for thought: Employess get a 15% discount on you..what ever the rest of you do, don't picture..don't do it!

nonsensical nonsense #9 -


TAGS: dirty clean junk flamethrower funny
Rating: 4.92/5

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MissPriss - January 28, 2013, 2:19 am
Hope you destroyed every one of those fu**in' teeny pieces of Lego! Thousands of feet offer you 5L in gratitude!
CloudchaserS - January 27, 2013, 11:28 pm
Looks like the room on the left got hit by a short, squealing, two legged tornado. Those things are like lawnmowers. Get one cranked up and you have a day's work ahead of you.
Silverheart - January 27, 2013, 6:15 pm

If I could vote 5,000,000 Lions I would. As the only person who cleans ANYTHING in my house, I've had that 'flamethrower moment' more than a few times.


TAGS: blame game life death
Rating: 4.92/5

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Greybeard - December 1, 2012, 9:27 pm
I was thinking the same thing then my tent in Afghanistan inexplicitly started on fire so I changed my mind quickly. LoL
Sho - December 1, 2012, 10:44 am
Who made the tree and the forbidden fruit? Who put it in the garden? That's who I'm blaming. 5L



TAGS: blame prediction failure excuse doomsday
Rating: 4.55/5

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CloudchaserS - December 21, 2012, 10:42 am
Oh that's easy. Depending on your political party affiliation, just blame Democrats or Republicans


TAGS: when things go wrong blame
Rating: 4.42/5

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jibarocampesino - July 27, 2010, 5:05 pm
Firestarter - I knew she was real all along


PROBABLY A DICTIONARY - Apparently Americans are not allowed to use this

TAGS: culos flame
Rating: 4.25/5

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Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 4:45 pm
Banned for sale in the USA by the US government, to prevent as many Americans as possible from learning how political and financial systems actually work.
GySgt1811 - January 21, 2011, 3:59 pm
H'mmm. Curious. "Wiley" is the oldest publishing house in the US. Goes back to the beginning of the 19th Century. An insidious plot, perchance?
Donkasaurus - January 20, 2011, 4:37 pm
Wow Culos, I guess you just see Canadians, Mexicans, South Americans, and Australians as sub-par human beings...YOU RACIST! lol, nah I love it.

YOUR PRESCRIPTION - Take One for inflammation, itching, burning, seething, ants in pants, craniorectal insertion, heebie jeebies, and hyperventilation

TAGS: medicine chill pill flame war doris funny prescription
Rating: 2.19/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Grammar Nazi - April 25, 2009, 9:18 pm
Okay, so wtf are we supposed to take if we shit too many bricks?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 23, 2008, 8:45 am
You got the name, and you were close on the date; it was the day LSD was first synthesized by Dr Albert Hoffman. 25 points!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 23, 2008, 2:45 am
13 points for LogicDude, plus 7 bonus points for a great all-text Herman Munster impression!
Herman LogicDude - November 23, 2008, 1:59 am
*jumps in his giant shoes* Darn Darn Darn Darn Darn *breaks through floor* Darn Darn Darn Darn!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 23, 2008, 1:53 am
Full disclosure: I have felt the need to take one of these recently. ( also, there are easter eggs in this one)

I Dream of Jeannie -

TAGS: presidential lament
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 12:29 pm
I never found th5t actress attractive, even when she was younger. I didn't care none too much for Barba Eden either.

MISUNDERSTANDING - I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was blaming you!

TAGS: faults blame kids
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - June 15, 2012, 5:04 pm
Another thank you sir.
spacedog - June 15, 2012, 11:47 am
Nice one MissPriss.

D.N.A. - Great. Something I can blame for being a complete, hopeless screw-up.


TAGS: weekend lame sober weak basement
Rating: 4.63/5

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BoneCD - December 4, 2010, 4:32 pm
Well at least it didn't hit any phone wires...5L
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 3:36 pm
PAinful stuff, ain't it? Once in awhile, when drinking, I head back there to enjoy the burn of failure, inexperience and pure lack of talent. It helps me step it up when I'm slacking.
ICEMAN - December 4, 2010, 3:35 pm
Actually, I make a point not to. Reminds me too much of my own basement.
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 3:29 pm
You must've been looking at my older work.
ICEMAN - December 4, 2010, 2:45 pm
Damn, it's true... Aggy can make a humorous poster. 5
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 2:28 pm
They're still all magicians... and that isn't a plus in my book.
Donkasaurus - December 4, 2010, 2:27 pm
HAHA! atleast criss angel still performs illusions. David Blaine has become more of a "LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!" guy lol
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 2:04 pm
That actually would've been a great angle on it! Worse yet, Criss Angel!
Donkasaurus - December 4, 2010, 2:00 pm
LOL AGGY! When I first saw this picture I wanted to write something about David Blaine but this is INFINITELY better! lol 5L

TEAMWORK - Is essential - it allows you to blame someone else

TAGS: teamwork allows blame someone
Rating: 4.46/5

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almarpa - August 10, 2010, 1:53 pm
Thank you!
Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 11:59 am
Good one.

I'M NOT FAT. - But I have been called big boned a few times.

BOX OF KITTENS - Like most of life's problems even death can be solved with a little pussy.

TAGS: scrubs incredibly lame pun
Rating: 3.38/5

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cheesefrog - June 27, 2012, 1:32 pm
seminecrophilia ftw

DISTRACTIONS - While you were busy looking at Catherine Bell's boobs, ninjas stole all the beer in your refrigerator.

TAGS: dont blame me youre the one who got distracted assignment for january 6 ninjas
Rating: 3.32/5

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agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 2:09 pm
LOL @ Grey.... oh yeah, it's that.
GreyScorpion - May 2, 2010, 1:37 pm
guess what?
G4briel - May 2, 2010, 1:26 pm
The hat is wrong. She was a marine. OH NO!!! THIS WAS A GAY TEST, ISN'T IT?!?!?
me4891 - January 6, 2010, 8:19 am
It was worth it, I can always run to the store for more beer


TAGS: motorcycle flames fire tailgating
Rating: 2.36/5

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ultranothing - August 22, 2010, 4:36 pm

BLAME - After ten years, it's time to look in the mirror

TAGS: redskins blame
Rating: 1.73/5

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WTF - October 20, 2009, 2:05 pm
it's time to fire Dan Snyder!

AMERICAN "FOOTBALL" - They play with another kind of balls.

TAGS: americans america eeuu usa football soccer spam porn tunnel flame
Rating: 1.64/5

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huvtonix - February 15, 2011, 9:13 pm
just cause its not round doesnt mean its not a ball, a football is a ball, and in football, you do use ur foot, thats how you start off the game, you kick the ball across the field and then the other team has to catch and run,so shut up dumbass,and fuck u
Not american for sure. - July 7, 2008, 11:17 am
Well, technically you are right. The "ball" you use in your american football is not even a ball. So no foot, no ball... Lets play american nonfoot-oval!

YOUR LIFE IS OVER - It's your baby!


YOU HAVE A DOG - with a wine glass on it's head I have a Tank, with a flamethrower My point just became valid

TAGS: tank flame thrower
Rating: 4.71/5

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gaytondg - January 8, 2011, 10:44 am
motinet - January 7, 2011, 11:54 pm

LMAO - if you dont get this joke click here---> 125335 to see the reference
autumnspirit - January 7, 2011, 9:02 pm
Brilliant! 5L's
autumnspirit - January 7, 2011, 9:01 pm
Brilliant! 5L's
Ed-Hyde - January 7, 2011, 2:48 pm
well played, sir.
NoBodyZ - January 7, 2011, 2:16 pm
very nice point taken
crankyhead - January 7, 2011, 1:29 pm
I dunno man, kinda looks like a helicopter to me. LOL 5
ICEMAN - January 7, 2011, 1:13 pm
Touche' 5L


TAGS: flames run fast fire pzy
Rating: 4.71/5

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hootizz - January 8, 2011, 6:50 pm
Especially when you show their Boss the video footage of them playing with themselves during company time..!!

THE PEOPLE OF NORTH DAKOTA - Its like a wheres waldo with Bovee being the only black person.

TAGS: flame yourself
Rating: 4.31/5

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Fatt Matt - March 26, 2010, 5:29 pm
It's ok Bovee, all of ND knows where you are, and their keeping their doors locked because of it... I kid, I kid. +5 red and white striped shirts
Faceplant31 - March 26, 2010, 1:18 pm
ROR! Flame yourself day is the best! Good shiot Bovee! 5L
booger13 - March 26, 2010, 1:03 pm
quick someone activate his GPS
R.S.Jake - March 26, 2010, 12:53 pm
5! I like it! I've never been good at these things. I can't see the boat in those 3D things either! Dammit!



TAGS: mar 26 flame yourself
Rating: 4.22/5

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awesomeman - May 17, 2010, 3:32 pm
did any one get the Gilligan's island reference?
pieman - March 29, 2010, 4:23 pm
At least he found it. 5 hide and seeks.
Faceplant31 - March 26, 2010, 5:57 pm
Burn, FATTMATT isn't going to like thi.. o wait. 5 Lil fatties fo u chunk


TAGS: everyone else is to blame drink drunk loser
Rating: 4.14/5

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forseti - April 1, 2010, 8:00 am
there are ninja-boobs in the background!! open your eyes, dude!!
Bartimaeus - April 1, 2010, 1:59 am
Cold! But funny. 5/5 Some boobs would have made is 6-worthy, though...perhaps in the background somewhere.

AIRMAN - Has had enough of your obtuseness...

TAGS: he does t care for you lame poster or unoriginal comments
Rating: 3.93/5

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boomstick - January 12, 2010, 3:26 am
looks like he should have had an enlisted guy there so he could get the problem fixed.


TAGS: you cant blame the lions on us we just rooted for them
Rating: 3.47/5

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Ding - January 21, 2011, 7:22 am
I bet there was a few agnostics who went along with the crowd.. just in case... Its also possible that most of the crowd were agnostics following 1 or 2 true believers.. PS worst form of nudity is sandals AND socks...
Sean - August 5, 2009, 12:08 am
Oh yeah, Airman? Name one person that an agnostic ever stomped to death ... didn't think so.
Airman - June 24, 2009, 12:46 pm
I do believe the Agnostics are being ignored in all of this debating.
Sean - June 20, 2009, 1:38 pm
Hath thy guinness forsaken thee? But hey, look at the time. Gottago! Tootles, loner.
agdaniele - June 20, 2009, 1:09 pm
Sandals? Anyone? I'm soooo alone.
Sean - June 20, 2009, 12:57 pm
Hey, thanks. Just to repeat myself a tad, I mean this more as jab at my own atheism (or neurosis) than at anyone else's views. Glad it's getting laughs from different directions.
KDP3 - June 20, 2009, 12:47 pm
5 lions/monkeys and I'm not even atheist!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 20, 2009, 1:32 am
Now I'm afraid to go to sleep.
Sean - June 19, 2009, 10:52 pm
I've said it before (truth) and I'll say it again: Sandals are the worst form of nudity.
agdaniele - June 19, 2009, 10:35 pm
Chew on it for awhile... it's layered.
agdaniele - June 19, 2009, 10:20 pm
It's anti-sandals!
Sean - June 19, 2009, 9:51 pm
I'm glad this is not seen as anti-Christian, as that is not at all my intent. Most atheists go through a period of dickishness. I've been over mine for months now. I'm still paranoid though, in my dreams. Take it easy Dudes in special shoes.
FTACHASER357 - June 19, 2009, 8:38 pm
I like this poster, because us Christians can KICK really HARD! :-)
LogicDude - June 19, 2009, 7:20 pm
WHO told you about our special shoes!?
Sean - June 19, 2009, 6:35 pm
Hey thanks, RON. The Canadian Tire money is on its way (including the top up to cover the exchange rate). And yes to the t-shirt request. That'd be so cool.
RON - June 19, 2009, 6:23 pm
can i make a t-shirt of this Sean?...lol Once again a TRUE MOTIFAKE...just this once to say to you...(tear in eye) you are the BEST! I wish all knew that!...your portfollio is just awesome of talent and genius, and great humor. Send the $1000 to my home
Sean - June 19, 2009, 6:13 pm
motifake - June 19, 2009, 6:05 pm



PAINTERS TAPE - Because duct tape leaves little sticky lines

ARGUMENTS - This one has more importance than 99% of motifake flame wars.

TAGS: arguments flame wars
Rating: 2.83/5
R.S.Jake - December 24, 2009, 2:28 pm
Over is better unless you have a small child who can reach the roll, then under is better. Or a cat. Damn cats.
STP - August 12, 2009, 8:52 pm
Over the roll for me. Any time I see it under the roll, I switch it around the way I like it. TRUE STORY: A housing developer in Washington state has developed bathrooms with spots for two rolls of toilet paper: one over, one under.
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 4:26 pm
My wife is left handed so she likes it under, I'm right handed so I like it on the counter...
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 11:40 am
Ahhhh, the Great Debate; is it "A" or "B"


TAGS: flame yourself
Rating: 4.32/5

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Fatt Matt - March 26, 2010, 5:25 pm
Join the club... +5


TAGS: can you blame them cubby
Rating: 4.27/5

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agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 11:21 pm
With any luck, they're shaving this poor poodle and knitting a thicker shirt out of it.
Cubbybear - July 20, 2010, 9:04 pm
This dog will get me some rest
rerun - July 20, 2010, 8:57 pm

LMAO - who could do such a cruel thing to an animal....well, it is a poodle.


TAGS: mar 26 flame yourself day
Rating: 4.27/5

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forseti - March 26, 2010, 1:26 pm
LOL! Whoever will find his penis: I have bad news for you ;)
Faceplant31 - March 26, 2010, 1:18 pm
ROR!! First you fun around, then i will throw flour at you and then you look in the mirror for a wet spot down in that region! *throws up* 5L
R.S.Jake - March 26, 2010, 1:15 pm
Ummmmmm. NO. But thank you so much for the invite. I'll give you 5L's if you can chug that beer without using your hands!

RERUN - Finally STOPPED Being A Cheap Jewish Bastard And Is Paying For Internet Service (high speed too)

TAGS: flame yourself
Rating: 3.93/5

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lesterinside - March 26, 2010, 11:27 pm
5 Mbps!
rerun - March 26, 2010, 8:48 pm

nope, I can actually have more than one window open at a time too. Killed me having to pay for internet after an 8 year free ride.
agdaniele - March 26, 2010, 8:46 pm
Aces! So, it didn't take 25 minutes to upload this poster?

LIMPETS - Um......errr? It's just not the same.

TAGS: don t blame me i ve been drinking
Rating: 3.87/5

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lesterinside - February 19, 2010, 12:00 am
Wow, this is the first time i saw a Portuguese Man o' War attacking its victim
Derek - February 16, 2010, 3:07 pm
Heheh, fantastic
GreyScorpion - February 16, 2010, 10:38 am
I think that's one of the missing marmoset's
agdaniele - February 16, 2010, 8:14 am
You don't choose them, they choose you!
TheTrashHeap - February 16, 2010, 7:43 am

A - HOLES - "You can wipe, wash, detox and even bleach an A - Hole but at the end of the day it's still an A - Hole!!"

NO RESPECT, I'M TELLIN' YA - Airman: Tower, please call me a fuel truck Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck

TAGS: flame yourself
Rating: 3.8/5

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GreyScorpion - March 26, 2010, 9:15 pm
5 Rodney D'


TAGS: vault blame flat
Rating: 3.71/5

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agdaniele - August 2, 2010, 9:58 pm
But, it is a hurdle. 5L

OCTOPUS VULGARIS - As opposed to Octopus Attractivus?

TAGS: fail lol lame
Rating: 3.64/5

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champ99 - December 21, 2011, 2:33 pm
Authorized Additives? That could be anything from salt to battery acid me thinks.


TAGS: stupid fire flame
Rating: 3.31/5

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Chillax - January 24, 2010, 6:21 pm
NO worries, I had too much this morning. ;-D
ICEMAN - January 24, 2010, 5:48 pm
Apologies. Too much brew last night.
Chillax - January 24, 2010, 4:08 pm
Iceman - it's supposed to be "Dope-ler" not "Doppler" (altered the spelling and providing a new the definition. It's a Mensa thing, so that explains why you don't get it. Don't be so quick to judge next time.
ICEMAN - January 24, 2010, 12:30 am
Dude, the very least you could do is to spell 'Doppler" correctly. You reek.

JUSTIN BIEBER - Deep down inside you know you're jealous of that little douche nozzle

TAGS: justin lame bieber
Rating: 3.18/5

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Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 3:02 am
Actually I'm not. I'm just waiting for him to turn 27.

FORSETI - already in his childhood he was so much loved by his parents as today by the banhammer.


TAGS: yes its lame but they cant all be winners
Rating: 3.08/5

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Claire - July 11, 2010, 9:11 pm
Thank you.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 9:10 pm
Well put, Claire.
Claire - July 11, 2010, 9:07 pm
I think the idea of the van is to ensure people DON'T laugh. So I would assume no, because I definitely lol'd.
rerun - July 11, 2010, 9:06 pm

is this posted inside the van?

GUYS...GUYS...GUYS!!! - Just because the moderator said your sh*t's not funny enough...this is no time to settle it, now let's play ball!

THE MOTIFAKE FLAME WAR - A bad reccurring nightmare, until she realized the dreadful truth... ....the embers never died!

BLAME - Because it's just so much easier than listening.

TAGS: blame listening marylin manson
Rating: 2.27/5

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me - October 29, 2008, 12:39 pm
The guys rich and famous, sometimes it just doesent matter what you do to get there

SIMPLE TYPOS - Pissing off uptight jerks since 1829.

TAGS: flame
Rating: 2/5

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W - May 4, 2009, 12:03 am
Misspelling exercise as "excercise" is not a typo, it's just plain dumbassery. Wait. Is dumbassery a word? No, I don't care. Dumbassery, plain and simple.

GAY - You are gayer than a handbag full of rainbows

SHUT UP - I'm leaving the internet

TAGS: stupid internet flamers
Rating: 1.97/5

JUSSIPUSSI - Bitch you are a sandwich

FLAMERS - For me and the guy above me to laugh at

EXCUSE ME.. - Is there something in my teeth? Why you lookin' at me like that?

TAGS: lame
Rating: 1.31/5

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aesop's folly - October 28, 2009, 11:59 am
sad part is i think he actually said that

History -

TAGS: history written by victors and women assigning blame does anyone even read the tags silverheart
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - September 15, 2013, 12:15 pm

heh I guess I'm not the only one that reads (and hopefully appreciates) oddball tags
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2013, 10:47 am
I also read the tags. I enter appropriate, yet humorous, tags in the form of a sentence to aid in the memorization of words or phrases in aid in the search.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2013, 12:15 am
I read them, but they're not meant for reading, they assist the search function. 5L

Ghost Rider -


TAGS: moth to a flame
Rating: 4.91/5

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maoworks2 - September 7, 2012, 6:37 pm
Good One Gotta Match.

Blame Me -

TAGS: blame yourself
Rating: 4.9/5

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Pagong - October 9, 2013, 8:41 pm
Thanks. Was trying to make one of 'em inverted pyramid scams, I mean, statements.
Greeny - October 9, 2013, 4:04 am


Losing battles -

TAGS: losing battles is he blowing out the fire or fanning the flames
Rating: 4.87/5

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GaryO - July 6, 2014, 10:12 pm
Hey, how’d you do that with my ‘O’?......wait, I think I fÖund it
Silverheart - July 6, 2014, 8:45 pm

Thanks Garyö
GaryO - July 6, 2014, 11:58 am