Lame Demotivational Poster
YOU COULD BE IN SLAYER - and your teenage daughter will still think you're lame
TOC - Sometimes a girl just wants to be alone to have fun...Nobody deserves to be in HELL all the time.
TRUE FRIENDSHIP -
TO ERR IS HUMAN - To blame it on someone else shows management potential
STEVEN SEAGAL - When acting gets a name.
THE BLAME GAME -
DéJà VU? -
GHOST CHILI, THE RETURN - I now see why the Indian Army wants to weaponize this... It's a RING-STINGER
1 / 0 - kill 'm all, let the Deity of your personal Belief sort them out
CHODE - This guy is one. BRO!
PLACE BLAME - Because without the people we hate in the world We would have to face the realisation That all of our problems, are actually caused by ourselves
FATTIES - DRIVING WITH REAL GEAR -
REMEMBER THE TITANS -
SOMETIMES AT WORK - I feel like Robinson Crusoë did. I'm insanely bored and just waiting for Friday. Meh, more like ALWAYS.
PLEASE SHOOT ME NOW -
JOKES - Sometimes are taken over the limit
ROCK ON - Phht in Flames
HOT AIR BALLOONS - Boring 99.99% of the time
BREATH DEEP THE GATHERING GLOOM -
HOT FIREFIGHTER -
PRODUCEMAN117 - "Hey Babe, come on over to my place tonight. I'll show you my collection of Motifakes and then you can peel my banana!"
PEOPLE NEEDING HELP -
DUMB DOG -
FLAMETHROWER - Always efficient
ITS SO EASY TO DO -
CATS V DOGS - World's oldest flamewar.... just went cyber!
3D FILMS - Making decent story lines a thing of the past.
NOW HIRING -
FLAMETHROWERS - Bullets have a name on them. Grenades are to whom they concern. Flamethrowers are for Eavesdroppers.
FARTING NEAR AN OPEN FLAME - Just because you are a cute girl, doesn't mean your gas can't be dangerous.
I WANT ONE - So I can, um, clear my driveway.
BURNOUT KING - Smoke it up
COPYRIGHT. - You are now owned by Walmart.
nonsensical nonsense #9 -
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN -
THE BLAME GAME -
THE LAST DAY ON EARTH -
PROBABLY A DICTIONARY - Apparently Americans are not allowed to use this
YOUR PRESCRIPTION - Take One for inflammation, itching, burning, seething, ants in pants, craniorectal insertion, heebie jeebies, and hyperventilation
I Dream of Jeannie -
MISUNDERSTANDING - I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was blaming you!
D.N.A. - Great. Something I can blame for being a complete, hopeless screw-up.
TEAMWORK - Is essential - it allows you to blame someone else
I'M NOT FAT. - But I have been called big boned a few times.
BOX OF KITTENS - Like most of life's problems even death can be solved with a little pussy.
DISTRACTIONS - While you were busy looking at Catherine Bell's boobs, ninjas stole all the beer in your refrigerator.
THE ULTIMATE DETERRENT - in Tailgating
BLAME - After ten years, it's time to look in the mirror
AMERICAN "FOOTBALL" - They play with another kind of balls.
YOUR LIFE IS OVER - It's your baby!
IT'S TIME TO GO -
YOU HAVE A DOG - with a wine glass on it's head I have a Tank, with a flamethrower My point just became valid
UP IN FLAMES -
THE PEOPLE OF NORTH DAKOTA - Its like a wheres waldo with Bovee being the only black person.
FIRE DANCER -
FATT MATT -
AIRMAN - Has had enough of your obtuseness...
NICE WORK -
PAINTERS TAPE - Because duct tape leaves little sticky lines
ARGUMENTS - This one has more importance than 99% of motifake flame wars.
POODLE SUICIDE -
FATT MATT -
RERUN - Finally STOPPED Being A Cheap Jewish Bastard And Is Paying For Internet Service (high speed too)
LIMPETS - Um......errr? It's just not the same.
A - HOLES - "You can wipe, wash, detox and even bleach an A - Hole but at the end of the day it's still an A - Hole!!"
NO RESPECT, I'M TELLIN' YA - Airman: Tower, please call me a fuel truck Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck
ITS NOT YOUR VAULT -
OCTOPUS VULGARIS - As opposed to Octopus Attractivus?
DOPELER EFFECT -
JUSTIN BIEBER - Deep down inside you know you're jealous of that little douche nozzle
FORSETI - already in his childhood he was so much loved by his parents as today by the banhammer.
GET THROUGH MY - CHOMPERS!
GUYS...GUYS...GUYS!!! - Just because the moderator said your sh*t's not funny enough...this is no time to settle it, now let's play ball!
THE MOTIFAKE FLAME WAR - A bad reccurring nightmare, until she realized the dreadful truth... ....the embers never died!
BLAME - Because it's just so much easier than listening.
SIMPLE TYPOS - Pissing off uptight jerks since 1829.
GAY - You are gayer than a handbag full of rainbows
SHUT UP - I'm leaving the internet
JUSSIPUSSI - Bitch you are a sandwich
FLAMERS - For me and the guy above me to laugh at
EXCUSE ME.. - Is there something in my teeth? Why you lookin' at me like that?
Ghost Rider -
BUTANE LIGHTHOUSE - Cape Fear, N.C.
Blame Me -
Losing battles -
FREE FLOWING -
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